14 Totally Rad ’80s Outfits & Accessories on Amazon Near $40 or Less

IN THIS ARTICLE

1. Neon Workout Dude  ·  2. Women''s All-in-One ’80s Costume  ·  3. Hot-Pink Men''s Tracksuit  ·  4. Purple Women''s Tracksuit  ·  5. The $10 Million Mullet  ·  6. I Love the ’80s Shirt  ·  7. Hair-Metal Rock Star  ·  8. Giant Pink Bow Starter Pack  ·  9. Metallic Tracksuit  ·  10. Cassette-Tape Earrings  ·  11. Couples Neon Tracksuit  ·  12. Saved-by-the-Bell Tracksuit  ·  13. Old-School Hip-Hop Kit  ·  14. Understated Black Tracksuit  ·  Need it for Friday?

1. The Full-On Neon Workout Dude

BEST FOR: THE GUY WHO HAS NO FEAR

This might be our favorite. The Yonroik men''s neon workout costume gives you patterned shorts and vest, a hot-pink tank, visor, wristbands and a glorious neon-green fanny pack.

There is nothing subtle happening here. And that''s exactly the point.

Throw this thing on, add some white sneakers and spend the rest of the night asking complete strangers if they''re ready to feel the burn.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 10/10

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2. The Complete Women''s ’80s Party Outfit

BEST FOR: BUY ONE THING AND YOU''RE DONE

This may be our best all-in-one women''s pick. The RonFoxi women''s ’80s costume goes HARD on the pink: off-the-shoulder lips shirt, tutu, leg warmers, fishnet gloves, fanny pack, beads, bracelets, lightning-bolt earrings, shutter shades and a giant lace headband.

Basically, somebody dumped an entire 1987 mall into one Amazon package. Put it on and go.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 10/10

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Where are you wearing it? The Floating Concert Series.

The ’80s Fast Time Cruise is part of the Sebago Lake Lovin Floating Concert Series aboard the Songo River Queen II, live music on the water all summer long.

3. The Hot-Pink Men''s Tracksuit

BEST FOR: LEAVING NO DOUBT ABOUT THE DECADE

Hot pink. Electric blue. Purple. White sneakers. The Deaboat men''s retro tracksuit looks like an ’80s windbreaker and a pack of highlighters had a baby.

There is absolutely no confusing this with something you accidentally wore to dinner. Wear it confidently enough and you may actually become the party.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9.5/10

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4. The Purple Women''s Retro Tracksuit

BEST FOR: BEST WOMEN''S TRACKSUIT

Now THIS is an ’80s outfit. The Coseaon women''s retro windbreaker outfit combines purple, teal, pink and yellow with matching pants.

Then come the accessories: headband, purple sunglasses, lightning-bolt earrings and a fanny pack. Add some big hair and white sneakers and you''re ready to go.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9.5/10

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5. The $10 Million Mullet

BEST FOR: THE GREATEST ACCESSORY ON THIS LIST

Maybe you''re overthinking this. Maybe you don''t need an outfit. Maybe you just need THE MULLET.

This blonde ’80s mullet wig is a magnificent pile of business-in-the-front, party-in-the-back nonsense. Throw on jeans, a sleeveless T-shirt and aviators and you''re done.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 11/10

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6. The Women''s "I Love the ’80s" Shirt

BEST FOR: KEEPING IT SIMPLE

Don''t want an entire costume? This might be your answer. The oversized off-the-shoulder shirt has a big neon ’80s graphic across the front.

Pair it with jean shorts or leggings, add some neon accessories and big hair, and you''ve got an easy outfit without spending the entire evening wrapped in polyester.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9/10

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7. The Hair-Metal Rock Star

BEST FOR: SECRET ’80s HAIR BAND MEMBERS

Forget Jazzercise. Maybe your version of the ’80s involves guitars, aviators, questionable hair and enough hairspray to punch a hole in the ozone layer.

This rocker kit includes blonde rocker hair, aviator sunglasses, a red bandana, tattoo sleeves, jewelry and even an inflatable guitar. The only thing missing is a backstage pass.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 5/5 ROCK HORNS

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8. The Giant Pink Bow Starter Pack

BEST FOR: ’80s-IFYING CLOTHES YOU ALREADY OWN

Already have leggings, a T-shirt or something vaguely ’80s? Accessorize the hell out of it.

This women''s accessory set gives you a giant pink lace headband, big hoop earrings, necklaces, bracelets and pink fishnet gloves. It''s basically the instant ’80s pop-star starter pack.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9/10

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9. The Metallic Tracksuit

BEST FOR: BEING VISIBLE FROM SPACE

Regular tracksuit? Not enough. Neon tracksuit? Getting closer. METALLIC TRACKSUIT? There it is.

The Morph metallic ’80s tracksuit combines a shiny jacket and matching pants with sunglasses and sweatbands. Throw on silver sneakers and walk into the party like you just arrived from 1986''s vision of the future.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9/10

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10. The Cassette-Tape Earrings

BEST FOR: "I DON''T ACTUALLY WANT TO WEAR A COSTUME"

These are fantastic. They''re colorful glitter cassette-tape earrings that immediately tell everyone which decade you''re celebrating without requiring you to wear a tutu or tracksuit.

Add them to a simple outfit and suddenly you''ve made an effort. Minimal work. Maximum nostalgia.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9/10

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11. The Classic Neon Couples Tracksuit

BEST FOR: COUPLES WHO AREN''T AFRAID TO MATCH

If you''re going to do this as a couple, don''t half-ass it. MATCH.

This bright retro tracksuit delivers turquoise blue, hot pink and neon green with matching pants and sweatband accessories.

One of you wearing it is funny. Both of you wearing it? That''s a Christmas card. Bonus points for carrying a boombox.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9/10

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12. The Saved-by-the-Bell Tracksuit

BEST FOR: "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT PATTERN?"

Triangles. Squiggles. Random geometric shapes. Pastels.

This men''s retro tracksuit looks like Saved by the Bell, an old-school fast-food restaurant and a Trapper Keeper all got together and designed an outfit. And somehow, it works.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 9/10

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13. Old-School Hip-Hop

BEST FOR: THE BUDGET COSTUME HACK

No neon required. The Boonbery hip-hop costume kit gives you the bucket hat, chunky faux-gold chains, dollar-sign jewelry, bracelet, rings and sunglasses.

Wear clothes you already own, throw these accessories on and suddenly you''re ready to drop your 1988 debut album.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 8.5/10

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14. The "I''m Participating, But I''m Not Wearing Hot Pink" Tracksuit

BEST FOR: THE UNDERSTATED ’80s GUY

We understand. Maybe you''re willing to dress up. Maybe you''re even willing to wear a tracksuit. But fluorescent pink from your neck to your ankles? That''s where you draw the line.

The MASSWO men''s retro tracksuit is mostly black with aqua and red color blocking, giving you the retro look without making you resemble a human glow stick.

TOTALLY RAD RATING: 8/10

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